The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
LMAO! I think everyone who is new to queedium or doesn't keep up asks what a blumpkin is. I didn't know when they were talking about it. But again my offer stands at $5/blumpkin. I need money. Bryant when you do you want your 3?
I neither want to receive a blumpkin or give one, in my opinion do the following: 1) open door 2) take shit 3)Complete defecation 4) Wipe 5) Wash hands 6)open door 7) get blow job. TAAADDAAAA!!! it's genius!
But the point is to do the both together, thus enhancing the experience, at least for you. The giver would completely dissatisfied with the smell/taste (depending on how bad it is) haha...
my blumpkin hoes have given so many that their sense of smell is completely gone, thus helping them concentrate on the blowing. jeremy you can join me you know, i only take 20% from each payment and i can offer you protection
so i know theres been no activity on this for 2+ years..but my ex that hate so very much is willing to give me a blumpkin for me to talk to her...should i take it?